Monday, February 13, 2012


The new Ploesser limited edition Adidas shoe is at Infinity! Borrow your mom's credit card and make her stop being such a nag and just drive you there already so you can get a pair for crying out loud! Not only will they make you look as cool as Randy, but you'll also be able skate as good as Randy upon purchase, GUARANTEED! Adidas worked with Randy tirelessly to bring you the first shoe with EVERYTHING. Ollie pad? You got it man! Kickflip comfort cushion? Most definitely dude! Heelflip acceleration zone? You better believe it bro! So get ready to skate like your favorite pro, TODAY! -Worful

WARNING: This product only improves ollies, kickflips, and heelflips but does not claim to enhance variations on these tricks such as inward heelflips, nor does Adidas take any responsibility for your attempts to try such tricks down large and/or famous gaps.