Dear Sean,
After group discussion of your latest sequence, we've decided that it would've come out much better if you'd been carrying your baby girl in one hand and a beer in the other. It would've projected that living-on-the-edge/FTW image that the kids are so into these days.
At the very least, get a papoose, preferably a studded leather one.
Just a thought,
Yr pals at Pretty
P.S. We still love you.
