Monday, January 19, 2009

DAE BO SIMS SKATES


Apparently the Pretty cult of personality has become so excessively popular that cheap Korean knock-offs pop up within a week of the unveiling of a new graphic. I mean I know we are "blowing up" but this rip-off of our own "Jacky Law" Donze as envisioned by Dae Bo "Jason" Sim is just a little too much. Will Jack kick Jason's ass for calling him a pussy? Will Worful sue for intellectual property infringement? Will Bobby ever finish his house? Will I "quit" Pretty and roadie for the rock-a-fire explosion like i've always dreamed? Will these lovable characters gain your allegiance by sneaking themselves into your everyday conciousness via repetitive iconographic propaganda and then form a neo-communist revolution? Or is the time already here? The plot continues to thicken...