CHILDREN OF THE CORN

I had my first "generation shock" today when I went to meet up with fellow Illinois inhabitant David Kern and film him execute something only previously thought to be nothing more than local skate lore. The last time I skated with David his mom approached Derek and I at Troy skate park to tell us how much her two pre-pubescent un-ironically-colored-griptape-clad Christmas-complete sporting kids looked up to us. I didn't have enough breath in my body to explain to her how terrible of a role model we both were, but inevitably time makes pros of us all! After David 5050'd this rail I'm planning on sending my mom over to his house to tell him how much her disposable-jointed son looks up to him. -Jake